Quotes On Dieting

Dieting: I found these really cute
Quotes. If anyone is on a diet they
might get a laugh out of them.

I went on a 14 day diet, but all I lost
was 2 weeks.

Minutes at the table don't put on
weight---it's the seconds.

If you cheat on your diet---you gain
in the end.

My doctor has the greatest diet of all:
eat all you want, chew---but don't
swallow.

The second day of a diet is always
easier than the first---by the second
day you're off it.

i told the doctor I get very tired when
I go on a diet. So he gave me pep pills.
You know what happened? I ate faster.

The one thing harder than sticking to
a diet is keeping quiet about it.

Dieting is a way of starving to death
so you can live longer.

Losing weight is a triumph of mind
over platter.

I'm on a new tranquilizer diet---I
haven't lost an ounce, but I don't care.

They laughted when I said I was starting my
business. now they are in awe as i live
life on my terms!

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Quotes-From Rebirth Of America

Is The Great American Dream
Turning into a Nightmare?

"God has showered upon America 200
years of blessing. As she acknowledged
and obeyed her Creator, God elevated
her from infancy to a place of world
leadership. He has allowed her to enjoy
unprecedented wealth, freedom and
influence".

"America has led the world in medical
and technological advancement. The
nation has pioneered in space, pushed
back the frontiers of science, and given
its citizens the world's highest standard
of living".

"America has opened her arms to
millions of immigrants and refugees,
first from Europe, then more recently
from the Far East: Iaotians, boat people,
Vietnamese. Add to this the stream of
new residents from Mexico and other
Latin counties".

"While other nations build barbed wire
fences to keep people from getting out,
America greets a long line of people
waiting to get in".

"With grateful and humble hearts,
Americans once honored the God who
granted her blessings and freedoms.
But slowly--almost imperceptibly--she
began to attribute her blessings not so
much to God, but to man".

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