Quotes On Dieting

Dieting: I found these really cute
Quotes. If anyone is on a diet they
might get a laugh out of them.

I went on a 14 day diet, but all I lost
was 2 weeks.

Minutes at the table don't put on
weight---it's the seconds.

If you cheat on your diet---you gain
in the end.

My doctor has the greatest diet of all:
eat all you want, chew---but don't
swallow.

The second day of a diet is always
easier than the first---by the second
day you're off it.

i told the doctor I get very tired when
I go on a diet. So he gave me pep pills.
You know what happened? I ate faster.

The one thing harder than sticking to
a diet is keeping quiet about it.

Dieting is a way of starving to death
so you can live longer.

Losing weight is a triumph of mind
over platter.

I'm on a new tranquilizer diet---I
haven't lost an ounce, but I don't care.

They laughted when I said I was starting my
business. now they are in awe as i live
life on my terms!

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